Ahoy!

A couple of signs from the Swan Island (which is actually a peninsula) boat ramp that I found interesting and entertaining, in that order.

This map of Portland's navigable waterways is quite weathered and crude, but still awesome. Watch out for those "pile dikes!"


This stick figure has replaced "guy busting his ass on a wet floor" as my new favorite. We'll call him "asshole in a little boat who just got himself in a whole mess of trouble." I love how the barge is labeled "barge." By the way little stick figure dude, barges stop just slightly quicker than trains, you just keep waving your spindly little arms, don't bother steering your maneuverable little boat out of the path of that barge.